
So, armed with this, I have quickly studied my friends list on FB and I have discovered that I have 67 male friends who are clearly missing out, and only 5 who are living up to their potential?
Now I'm not suggesting that you either;
a - wander over with some fresh fruit, and a hair brush, expecting to check me for nits!
b - wander over with a wicked grin on your face expecting some sexual favours! or
c - wander over with a copy of animal farm, and a video camera!!
It is the art of giving, which on it's own makes you immediately more attractive to a partner, who will see in you someone caring, thoughtful, unselfish...all qualities likely to engage a partner, and persuade them to perform gymnastics in your bushes to ensure that it is their branch you hang on to.
This is easily corrected of course.... click the link, donate a £tenner & watch your sex life blossom as you shake the receipt at your beloved. www.justgiving.com/graham-kennedy1
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